On Tuesday night St. Catherine University security guard Brent Ahlers was viciously attacked by an evil black man with a “short afro” who was wearing a “navy sweatshirt” and a gun – at least that’s the story he told police after he suffered a gunshot wound while on the job.
Ahler’s report that he had been shot led to a swarm of 55 police officers and K-9’s, swarming the campus to search for the guy who Ahlers says shot him. The campus was placed on lockdown with “1,800 students held captive in their dorm rooms” according to police spokesman Mike Ernster. The surrounding neighborhood, upon hearing reports of the shooting, began calling 911 in a panic asking officers to check their homes to be sure they were safe.
None of it was true. Ahlers lied. As is commonly the case, there was no scary black man with a gun. There was only Ahlers