I don’t think you need much information beyond that headline, but let’s do this. (*DEEP BREATH*)
Kevin Davis, an 18-year-old from Corpus Christi, Texas, has admitted to a crime so ugly that brutally murdering his mother by striking her twenty times with a hammer isn’t even the worst part of the incident.
Asked what happened next, Davis said: “I had sexual intercourse. Guess I lost my virginity to a dead corpse.”
“Dead corpse”? Ugh, as if the murder, necrophilia, and incest weren’t bad enough, the jerk’s also redundant.